I'd just punt this one. Cover the lens so that the image is otherwise black, get a good calibrated Geiger counter and wander around taking pictures of your lens cover and noting the counter's readings.
Go back and count the light dots in your black photos and see if they correlate with the counter readings. Use your fancy exposure-time/fstop/ccd-size math after you're sure there's something going on.
For that matter, bring along a crummy cmos sensor camera as well. More sensors, more fun.