I discovered a way to open random UDP ports on xfinitywifi. Then I modified AndIodine to enable raw mode on random ports. So much speedier than DNS mode. Fun times were had.
I know Hacker News is The Number 0x01 Best Place because when I search for "xfinitywifi" and "iodine" Hacker News comes right up.
So to do this the way I did it you would need to build AndIodine which is open source and Android SDK is easy to install right? And you need an iodine server and a cloud account somewhere to host it and a DNS zone you can delegate. Oh and the host running your iodine server needs to redirect all incoming UDP traffic into port 53 with iptables. Whew! Too much preparation?
Or just adapt my changes to your favorite censorship circumventing UDP based VPN app. You know you want to.
There should be like a whole startup dedicated to a "residential neighborhood guest network road warrior" app for no reason.
Sorry I can code.