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Pro tip: if you feeling smart, dig in your nose, works wonders.

Is it weird that I was doing that as I read your comment?

and you replied, so eew, your keyboard ...

Naaah, I keep tissues nearby. Gotta maintain a clean nose at all times.

Who said anything about a keyboard? We're using phones here, remember?

You’re a better man than me.