Suck or Blow?
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Personally I find it a little strange that fans would be put at risk at all. Surely the fan speed is rated higher than the actual maximum spin from the power it normally receives?
His University, the University of Lawsownomy, offered a degree that conferred the title of "Knowledgian". That totally kicks the ass of such lame titles as "Doctor".