I was being sarcastic. But I also wanted to post to point to the fact that scientists believe that 50% of the people who ate this much sugar would in fact survive!
I am otherwise an extremely fit individual (can run 5k in 16 minutes)
[1] http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3527063 [2] http://www.heartscanblog.org/2011/01/heroine-oxycontin-and-w...