Or pay the shareholders instead. Or the CEO. Or ... you are a cost center for your company. Why would they pay you more than the minimum anyone than they would for any other cost center? That said you should negotiate for an extra room as a part of doing business.
>I was raised on IM. I'm fine communicating like this. If I need to talk I can always call someone.
I finally got emacs connected to the corporate email server. My productivity went up 100% overnight. I'm debating setting it up for slack.