I wish this essay wasn’t littered with emojis :(
I'm really hoping the inclusion of :( was meant ironically.
(Personally, I'm a fan of personality. Check out Darknet/YOLO creator Joseph Redmon's resume one day.)
And yes the smiley face is meant as an ironic illustration of why exactly it’s distracting. Seems it worked since I got downvoted.
I wish people still used subjunctive mood (in this case, "weren't" instead of "wasn't"); we don't always get our personal preferences, and that's okay.