Well, let's see: If you lived in, say, Chapel Hill, NC, you'd find:
1. There are free citywide buses
2. There are lots of engineering related jobs in the RTP area, and a growing startup scene.
3. Nobody would give a shit that you're an atheist. In fact, there's a rather large and active atheist meetup here, if you're interested specifically in hanging out with other atheists.
4. You would hear that phrase once every 2-3 years, unless you intentionally go around provoking people over the issue. And even then you'd have to look to find somebody who's A. a native Southerner, AND, B. gives a shit about that topic. People like that are actually pretty rare here in my experience. I, for example, fit criteria (A) but not (B).
5. The public schools in Orange and Wake counties in particular are pretty good. And the colleges & universities here are excellent. UNC-CH, Duke, and NCSU are all pretty highly regarded.
6. Ok, you got me... to snowboard from here you'd have to drive a few hours, most likely to the NC mountains, or to West Virginia. But it's not so far that you can't make a weekend snowboarding trip from here with ease. A day trip might be stretching it though.