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Ironically, you obviously didn't read the OP, as it clearly mentions people could at least bother to read the, free, abstract.

Sure, once, and for the rest of the article pretends reading the whole thing is easy.

I don't see the title being "Read the abstract before you comment."

edit: Didn't see the Scihub link admittedly, but come on. "Yeah just do the illegal thing."