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How do you get a dozen violists to play in tune?

Shoot 11 of them.

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What's the difference between a viola player and Dr. Scholl's Footpads?

Dr. Scholl's bucks up the feet.

Apparently viola jokes as a genre are 300 years old: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viola_jokes

I mostly associate them with the early internet, thanks to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry_in_Cyberspace