When my Macbook battery ballooned up on me I just replaced it myself. It's not hard at all and can be done in 15 minutes, I have no idea why people in tech take their machines to repair places to do it.
genuine = guaranteed by Apple to not break your warranty
Anyone paying $400 for battery is out of their minds. My $100 apparently ‘fake’ battery performs identical as the one Apple sells. Who cares at that point.
Windows also isn't useful for productivity and linux is only viable for certain jobs.
Can you expand on this? I think it's the contrarian position to be taking here.
Its getting slightly better with the the new WSL but its still not as good as OSX and linux.
For "pro-grade" laptops Apple is the odd one out by not offering on-site warranty repairs at all, instead requiring you to travel somewhere.
I think the techs work for IBM, weird they still keep this bit.
These days, I run Pro on pretty much everything and don't seem to miss anything. Perhaps "Enterprise" comes with less Candy Crush and other bloatware pre-installed?
2-3 days would have been a plausible turnaround time. 7 is laziness or a long queue.
I'm not sure why people in tech bother paying inflated prices for easy repairs. Just because you work with software doesn't mean you have to be afraid to turn a screwdriver ;)
In contrast, replacing the battery in my HP Elite x360 was a piece of cake - no nasty glue, no proprietary screws, and oem batteries available everywhere. HP sent me the battery under warranty (shipped next day) when I called them to buy one and I was able to replace it in minutes. Now that's a repairable product. Edit: clarified that HP in fact covered the battery cost under the included 3 year warranty.
Edit3: want to say that it was a bit uncalled-for of you to assume that I couldn't do the replacement myself. This was a work laptop (i.e. not my property) so I didn't feel it was my place to dink with it.
The second half of my comment was clearly tongue in cheek. Sorry if it seemed personal, it wasn't.
Replacing the battery for my Surface Pro was a different story. The shop told me there's a high probability that removing the screen will break it. Warrant repairs from Microsoft consist of them taking your surface and shipping you a refurbished machine in exchange.
I'm quite comfortable opening most electronics, but my MBP is one of the few I would hire a professional to handle.
[1]: https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/MacBook+Pro+15-Inch+Retina+Disp...
It was more like 30 minutes for me, but maybe if I need to do it again it'll be quicker.
All this was neccesary because I'm in Poland which doesn't have 1st-party Apple stores and none of the AASP would touch it.