HN needs to lighten up sometimes that article went over pretty easy. It might be a little scrambled, but you can poach meaning from it if you try. Things don't always have to have such a deep hard boiled meaning.
Puns are my bread and butter but even I'd have to say you're really milking it there. And I suppose this kind of humor is not just everyone's cup of tea.
I think this thread is toast.
It's a little hard to digest, but definitely food for thought.