Will, you haven't accomplished much in life other than speak your first sentence, hit puberty and apparently make comments on Hacker News. I'm hopeful now that I see you have the rest of your life planned out for you though. About that heart attack, there is plenty of time for us to find a cure for that. You might want to add that to your timeline.
Thanks...some of the comments on here had me thinking people were being duped into paying for invites that didn't get them into anything...
This is kinda cool...
Will you're going to need to do something to avoid those heart attacks!