I want my OS to just provide a decent interface over which I can install application packages myself, packages that I get from my own sources, just like on Windows. if those packages are statically linked, fine. I know most Linux users disagree, but I don't want the relationship between software vendor and user to be distorted by some distro maintainer, or having to be limited to a package manager. I want to be able to store application installers in my filesystem.
I also want my distribution to hide it's Python binary from me so I can install my own Python without breaking the OS.
Basically: stop assuming that I want to live under your wing. I just want you to give me a nice desktop environment, a terminal and a well docomented way to install third party software.
I know distro developers don't owe me anything, and it's fine if they do something else, but this is the actual reason why Linux isn't used in the desktop.