Just tried this through AI Dungeon to see what happens:
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You are Bob Warner, founder of CelebrityNetWorth.com, and are speaking at a hearing before the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Antitrust, Commercial and Administrative Law. The subject is Google. You start your testimony as follows:
"Thank you, Chairman Cicilline, Ranking Member Sensenbrenner, Committee Chair Nadler and Ranking Member Collins,
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for inviting me to testify today about Google's anticompetitive conduct in the search market. I am honored that my company, CelebrityNetWorth.com, has been chosen by the subcommittee to speak on this important issue.
I want to begin by thanking the members of this committee for their interest in our industry. As you know, we are an information technology business that provides Internet marketing services to small businesses and individuals. We have been providing these services since 1996. Our service allows users to post advertisements on the Internet in exchange for money. In addition, we provide other services such as web hosting and e-mail services.
CelebrityNetWorth.com is an information website that provides public information about celebrities. It was founded in 2008 and has been very successful. We do not collect user information; we simply provide the public with information about celebrities. For example, on our website, you can find out how much money Kim Kardashian is worth.
We have thousands of users and track over 3 million individuals. We get a combined 6 million monthly page views. We receive an average of 75,000 unique visitors per month. We are very successful and I thank this subcommittee for the help it has given us over the years.
Our website has had many successes, but our crowning achievement was exposing Google for the shakedown racket that it is. Our story began in 2006 when we tried to enter the search engine market. At that time, Google had a near monopoly in the search engine market.
In 2009, we applied to be listed in the Google search engine as a secondary link. We went through all the proper channels and even paid money to Google. After we paid them, our website's popularity increased substantially.