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Your refusal to believe in magic rolls of toilet paper is the reason you will never know true comfort.

Everyone knows that there is only one way to mount your toilet roll and that is so the paper flips over the top and to the front :)

The author was hedging their bets and providing comfort to those poor misguided heathens who disagree.

I had a cheesy 2005 vintage DVD player where the internet icon was a globe that spun around backwards.

Excellent, bonus points for wearing a Genius shirt while posting.