Alt-Text as Poetry
alt-text-as-poetry.net
alt-text-as-poetry.net
<img
src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Animation_of_the_Naive_Mark_and_Sweep_Garbage_Collector_Algorithm.gif"
alt="Reclaimer, spare that tree!
/ Take not a single bit!
/ It used to point to me,
/ Now I'm protecting it.
/ It was the reader's CONS
/ That made it, paired by dot;
/ Now, GC, for the nonce,
/ Thou shalt reclaim it not.">tl;dr: "Alt text is important for people with disabilities. Treat it like poetry if it makes you pay more attention to it."