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So this is Google's April Fools joke in Chinese?

The translation is pretty hilarious, though. I especially like "Samsung Centauri" ... I guess that means that Alpha and Samsung are written the same in Chinese?

But maybe we should just be grateful that HN isn't full of Erlang submissions right now.

Wow these jokes are growing weaker and weaker each year. There was a time when their jokes were actually interesting.

Best was mission to Mars, back when Google could do no wrong...

This is a really poor translation, not a joke