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We have those, they're called 'couches'. The waiters deliver food on scooters.

LOL! Didn't get that at first. A restaurant with tables for 1 only reminds me of a classroom full of new boys. Make eye contact at your peril.

A lot of restaurants have a bar where you can sit and eat, and it'll be less awkward than an empty table.

Sounds like the coffeeshop down the block from me... chock full of tiny one-person tables and everyone on their laptop by themselves.