"Your honour, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in."

The point is their victimlessness is contingent on the failure to go through.

Had it gone through, it would most certainly not be victimless. Furthermore, try getting off of a speeding ticket by telling the Judge it's a victimless crime because you didn't crash into anything this time.

I'm sure it will put them is a state of mirth and good spirits.