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Scrum meetings will continue until morale improves

Edit: Accidentally submitted twice

Until KPIs improve?

Fuck scrum.

Edit: No really, fuck scrum.

Spoken like someone who has never witnessed the abomination that is SAfE... God I miss the time when Scrum was the worst part of my job

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