"Compare coding style, bundle size and performance of 33 different ways to make a Web Component."

I thought this was a joke at first.

But it suddenly made sense in the context of modern web frameworks and micropackages and all these different ways of doing the same thing.

But wait, I thought. Surely it was a typo and they meant to type "3" and fat-fingered it instead?

But no. It really is 33.

Which one of those 33 would be the best way of doing things for me? How much time would I have to spend evaluating enough of them?

I'm going back to HTML 4.