This reminds me of a story from my first job.
The business I worked at was a typical office, like the one you saw in Office Space. Departments had their own TV screens on the wall that showed performance of individuals in a department; the sales department had a screen that showed who was making the most sales that day.
After we'd pretty much finished working on the web apps that supported these TV screens, the CEO met with me and a colleague to tell us how good a job we did. Then he said:
"You know, you're the only department now that doesn't have a performance monitor. Maybe we out to get one for you. We could base it on lines of code."
My coworker and I were speechless at first, but we started laughing because we thought it was obvious that he was joking.
"What's funny? Why are you laughing?"
We quickly stopped laughing when we simultaneously realized that our boss was not kidding! I said we'd get right on it in the next sprint, and he told us that sounded good and left. I'll never forget that look on my coworker's face.