Right, the video is a tech demo of FSD. Directly above - the first words on the page - are:
"All new Tesla cars come standard with advanced hardware capable of providing Autopilot features today, and full self-driving capabilities in the future" (emphasis mine)
> They also sell a package literally named "Full Self-Driving Capability"
Yes, and the option explains exactly what's included and what's future: https://www.tesla.com/model3/design#autopilot
> an implication that the car can almost drive itself and is constantly learning and getting better
The car can almost drive itself, with driver supervision. On-ramp to off-ramp autopilot including lane changes and exits is real today. The car is constantly learning and getting better, we get neural network updates pushed to us that improve AP performance roughly monthly.
Frankly your arguments prove the opposite of your point -- I know what AP does, you know what AP does; where are all these plebs that are supposedly being hoodwinked?