That's stretching it a bit. While Bitcoin looks sophisticated to the average Joe, it is actually a very simple protocol and require very little bandwidth. It's possible to run mining operations from all over the world on very limited connection (in fact you might need to connect only a few times per day). Processing transactions also consume very little bandwidth.
The crypto-folks have come up with something for you: https://blockstream.com/satellite/
So now even if your local infrastructure burned, you can still transact in bitcoin. Granted, there should be some guys somewhere doing the mining to ensure that the network is secure enough.