Given that he was previously asked if it's possible to become Batman in this day and age (http://www.quora.com/Given-our-current-technology-and-with-t...) , and he answered that in earnest as well, I think he's answering to the best of his ability here too.

I was convinced while I read it that it was a parody, something similar to the BIC ballpoint pen review on Amazon or the previous piece on quora, where someone explained the practical limitations of becoming Batman in real life. Then I look at the comments here and I see people discuss it as if it was serious. Now I am really confused.

As an outsider, both the Color product descriptions and the various reviews I've seen are indistinguishable from something produced by a random buzzword generator.

This only happens in the movies.