In other articles about that I read that this is related to a software component called "System T7". There was a very similar incident in April related to that component.
Source: https://www.eurexchange.com/exchange-en/technology/t7
Are those down as well?
I've enjoy your humorous reference.
Asking around here, nobody is reporting any issues though, so it is possible only some stocks are affected.
it's better than Euronext Optiq, but that's about it