Maybe the other commenters tearing into this are on a higher plane of irony from me, but I want to point out that I'm 99% sure the article is meant as a joke.
Well, I really hope so. It doesn’t really read as a joke, but on the other hand, they’re bringing their impressive software to bear to attempt to predict 25 bits of data, and can’t even do that very well. So I hope so.
The article is hosted by a real software product so it’s not likely this is satire.