TIL the great schism in baptism isn't between (a) the baptists who dance, and (o) the baptists who don't have sex standing up because that might lead to dancing. :-)

Here's a nice ecumenical baptist video, sadly (judging by YT views) hidden under a bushel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjLSo3cRh6g

(for HNers who have never lived in the southern US, 0:29 depicts a spit cup. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spittoon

As for myself, I'm with the Popular Front of Judea.)