All of this well explained in this doc: https://http3-explained.haxx.se/
All of this well explained in this doc: https://http3-explained.haxx.se/
In the end, a QUIC probe, and a subsequent TCP fallback would be worse than well done TCP, and no better than MPTCP/TFO/SCTP/DCCP (all of which were supported by mainline OSes for a long time)
Your only real choices are TCP without any extensions created in the past 20 years or UDP. Some firewalls will block UDP but at least it'll survive the open internet so that's a problem you can get IT to fix.
Also even if we assume that 50% of all internet users have access the most modern protocols as soon as reasonable we still care about how quickly the next half will upgrade.
And in a sense I agree with this vision of the internet. On one hand the internet could be a super optimized distributed communication network with a lot of embedded functionality (I really like the concept of content-centric-networks/name-centric-networks) on the other hand the internet could be a dumb many-ended pipe (the IP protocol)
In terms of how I use the internet in practice I always prefer the dumb pipe model.