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Now someone make one for fortran

I have nipples, can you milk me?

ASK HN: Help me explain to my wife why I'm doubled over laughing about a Fortran/Lactation joke.

Could someone explain the joke to me?

The video doesn't seem to be available - perhaps it is marked as private?

Must be country block due to copyright cause it works for me, it's a scene from Meet the Parents - Milking Cats.

And the portmanteau of Fortran/Docker is the same as the surname of the character in the film

This is the perfect comment :)

Or a C implementation for the same reason...

Or Rust, "rocker" would make a great name.

So you mean Bash is a high level language compared to Go? /s

I was expecting 'shocker.'