Off topic but OP, if you are the owner of the Twitter account please think about seeing a counselor. I really think you need to talk about the things on your mind that have lead to you making those statuses and Twitter isn't the place to do it. A counselor will listen and serve as a much better outlet. All the best.
I appreciate your concern. Those tweets are ment to be humorous (for those few with similar dark taste in humor). I love myself and my life, and guard my peace of mind well.
I'm glad to hear it mate. :)
Posted to a site where it’s actually impossible to delete your account.
I fail to understand here, it's impossible to delete your account, unless you follow the instructions?
If you don't have the mental capacity to fill a form, yes I guess they are making it next to impossible.