In my past job I was ColdFusion programmer for 15 years. ColdFusion ticks all the other boxes.
* Created in 1995 and is a very mature platform
* Easy to learn and productive
* I was very comfortable hiring multiple ColdFusion engineers over the years
But, the community moved on and the tooling is now nonexistent compared to other programming languages. ColdFusion will live on, but as a shadow of what it once was. Which is unfortunate because I actually enjoyed the language and platform.