Air Force B-21 stealth bomber runs Kubernetes

Interesting, If you look closely you can see the words 's a t i r e' hidden in the paragraphs.

Source: https://www.congress.gov/116/meeting/house/110560/witnesses/...

This whole site is generated by GPT-2.

No, our new aircraft carriers don’t run on Windows XP

https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/no-our-new-aircraft-carriers...

Recipe for success:

* Add unnecessary complexity

* Force air crews to be Kubernetes experts on top of their existing jobs

What am I missing and where do I sign up?

Man, think of those Dockerfiles.

FROM nuclear:latest

But can it run crisis?

I don't know why anyone think this is silly or a bad idea. It allows hardware to be interchangeable, allows contractors to write easily testable and modular software, and produces less vendor lock-in. Fuck if I want Boeing to have some custom virtualization layer that only their shitty in-house custom code can run on.

Like, let's be real, there's going to be SOME virtualization layer. It's 2020. Being a well-known, many-eyeball OSS one is far better than the alternative.