Hehe. Less than 8 years ago I asked for help to add a column in a database at a company I helped. This was a few days after they met me for the first time.
The company solved this by giving me a root username and password that worked on every single important database in the company, at least every customer database.
I had to beg them to create a somewhat restricted account.
The same company was however deeply sceptical to all kinds of remote work. The security equivalent of penny wise pound foolish I guess :-]