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Umm, so, shouldn't he be selling event tickets or hotel rooms instead?

The point is, he doesn't have to work with these people any more, since he is no longer a programmer.

I'm a programmer and I have no idea what SXSW is. My research indicates it has very little to do with programming.

Sorry, we're gonna have to take away your hipster programmer badge :-(

No, you can't! I use node.js!

Be careful with it, it's printed on vinyl.

Got it. I forgot not to joke on HN!

An understandable indiscretion, but be sure not to repeat it.