Route 53 - Holy shit! It's NSD
WAF - Holy shit! It's modsecurity
SES - Holy shit! It's Postfix
Inspector - Holy shit! It's OSSEC
GuardDuty - Holy shit! It's Snort
Data Pipeline - Holy shit! It's Cron and Bash
Athena - Holy shit! It's Prestodb
Glue - Holy shit! It's Hive Metastore and Spark
OpsWorks - Holy shit! It's Chef
VPC - Holy shit! It's a VLAN
Snowball - Holy shit! It's a truck full of hard drives
CloudWatch - Holy shit! It's syslogd
Neptune - Holy shit! It's Neo4j
ElastiCache - Holy shit! It's Redis
DynamoDB - Holy shit! It's MongoDB
S3 Glacier - Holy shit! It's DVD backup
EFS - Holy shit! It's NFS
Elastic Block Store - Holy shit! It's a SAN
Elastic Beanstalk - Holy shit! It's Apache Tomcat
EMR - Holy shit! It's Apache Hadoop
Elastic Cloud Compute - Holy shit! It's a virtual machine
Kinesis - Holy shit! It's Apache Kafka
QuickSight - Holy shit! It's Tableau