Oh please. OP offered a position and asked a simple, direct question. That is customary here.
Your bloviation about great writing offers nothing except a great example of a style you won't find in the New Yorker.
Your bloviation about great writing offers nothing except a great example of a style you won't find in the New Yorker.
From the New Yorker!
If you don't like long form articles and you see it is the New Yorker, then don't read it.