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It's when relatives of the deceased are bribed to sign an agreement to turn 2 into 1. Without 'presumably'.

Bribed by the lizard shapeshifters, I take it?

Yep, the adrenochrome junkie lizard shapeshifters from the other side of the flat deepstate Nibiru.

Can't you stupid flagging fucks tolerate these words even when used as sarcasm?