This probably doesn't meet the criteria for an allowed HN post but I laughed when I thought of it. The moderators here do a good job and this is just meant as a funny tribute. Please don't shadowban me for life, it was meant with purely good intentions.
Perhaps make a comic on the many events when the mod saved the day here at HN.
I honestly dont know how they stay on top of things with the throughput of the site (24/7) and such a small moderation staff, and how they are still remotely friendly after dealing with internet comments all day everyday.