Where the hell is AR shopping?

Today is May 18, 2020, and where the hell is AR shopping? It was supposed to be here by now. Everybody I know has an iPhone that can do AR, but where the hell are the AR shopping experiences we were promised?

I run a Shopify business and they’ve been talking about AR for 3 years and it still doesn’t work. What the hell is going on? They just announced a size.link feature where it shows the size of the product as a purple box, but that’s ugly as hell. Why would I show my customers a stupid ass purple box?

What the hell is going on and where is the goddamned AR shopping we were promised? If coronavirus doesn’t make this happen, what the hell can?