In all seriousness, anyone considering this should first spend 6 months in death valley in a space suit. No cheating, you must use air tanks and atmosphere controlled living chambers the entire time. No cell phones. If there is an emergency, you must be self sufficient. You get MRE's to eat and only the water you brought with you to drink.
To get to mars will take about 220 days. Unless we find a way to prevent the brain damage, anyone going there will be blind before they ever land.
We can barely handle living on this planet. Mars is a fantasy now and for a long time.
I am not an early adapter.