X Æ A-12: Elon Musk and Grimes confirm baby name

Why do celebrities and others think it's a great, smart idea to saddle their kids with crap names?

Other dumb names:

Mr Lear of LearJet named his daughter Shanda.

I grew up knowing a girl called Robin Banks.

There was another girl in my town called Ophelia Dickie.

Unbelievable, this means that at least two people think this is a good idea.

Just wait a year. I have a feeling there's a few hundred thousand more, but I don't know how many of them are breeding in pairs.

Obligatory xkcd?