Eh, my mid-2015 MBP with an i7-4780HQ and 16gb of memory will do for now. I occasionally bump into the memory limit but hopefully I can hold out until a fully sane keyboard is an option.
Either that or hacklapintosh it
I actually really like the touch bar. I don't use it very often, but I never used function keys.
The Touch Bar is, at its core, an anti-pattern for people who cannot touch type and frankly a cop-out because Apple didn't want to add a touch screen (due to the high cost of updating MacOS).
A touch bar that was pressure sensitive with haptic feedback would fix it for me, but mixing keys that you need to press down with a screen you just have to touch in the same area just creates a mess.
Additionally, the Touch Bar has awful latency... hundreds of milliseconds to reconfigure itself when switching between apps??
I used a macbook with a touchbar for about 6 months. Never again.