>I operate on the realization that google will one day arbitrarily destroy my gmail account for absolutely no reason. At any time. Because. Due to reasons. Those reasons which include the knowledge I will likely never have anything clearly explained. Reasons I cannot appeal. At all.

This sounds very much like the old-world Christian conception of "acts of God" re: natural disasters and the like.

The Catholic Church has the concept of saints, highly placed people that intercede with God on behalf of common people. For dealing with Google, modern people petition "influencers"