Nope, tail is such a trivially easy program to use. There's like 2 switches that matter to me, one of which requires a value as well. Keeping things super simple is a really important thing, and I guess I had taken it for granted that everyone using gnu-style tools would be on the same wavelength - for the most part, at any rate. FWIW, I can't bear to read the awk or sed man pages either.
I fundamentally agree with you; learning something new is not necessarily a bad thing. Forcing you to learn something when you're actively trying to figure something utterly unrelated out is where it gets dicey. Not everyone wants to do the "Malcom in the Middle Hal Changing a Lightbulb" routine when there's already a Very Important Thing to Fix.
The problem with systemd is that it took something that already worked perfectly fine for my needs and said "let's overengineer the everloving pants out of this! get in the car grandpa, it's time to roll!" I didn't ask for it, I have WAY more important (to me!) things to do, and it's actively running interference with that. Surely you can see that level of frustration, right?
Put another way, I'm sure it's a LOVELY bikeshed for some. Some people have wanted a bikeshed this fantastic and wonderful for a long time, and they will use this bikeshed with great joy daily.
Meanwhile, every time I'm trying to get something I actually care about done, it's like pulling teeth. Maybe I'm using it wrong, and I'll be the first to admit I have the patience of a toddler when it comes to reading the man pages. What I can DEFINITELY say, though, is that if systemd never existed my quality of life would be doubtless better than it does with it existing. That's really the only metric I need.
Like I said: definitely in old man yells at cloud territory, maybe crossed with a dash of lazy man commits to further laziness and myopic man can't see the forest for the trees. I'm not saying you are bad to like systemd, I'm saying that it made changes I didn't ask for, it didn't do it in a way that was painless and approachable without a time commitment, and I've yet to be satisfactorily convinced that the value proposition is worth it - not for my uses, at any rate.