Woz, you around?
That gave me a good laugh! If it is of any interest, in the following video which was posted a while back on HN, Steve Wozniak tells how he co-founded Apple with Steve Jobs, and amongst other things, how he hackishly brought color computing to the Apple 2:
http://mitworld.mit.edu/video/400/
(You'll have to forgive me since I don't have time to search exactly where in the video he talks about adding color.)