When I say "Turing complete", I mean Turing equivalent to a Turing machine. Since there are infinitely many Turing machines but I'm pretty sure humanity has access to a finite amount of state. I mean it strictly in the theoretical sense.
There is at least one man out there who isn't:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega_point_(Tipler)#The_Omega_...
I doubt I'll be drinking that koolaid to be honest.