Why bother installing all the infrastructure? "Move fast and break things" with ballistic delivery! There's usually something close to a parabolic arc that will get where it needs to... Of course things (like pizza) that don't deal well with being crushed into cylinders at high acceleration (and jerk) probably won't do well in either. But canned liquids should do it justice.

Lot's of impact absorbing material to carted off as trash though so not really eco friendly.