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hoard() would be a better name.

I don't understand, could you explain? `tfork(2)` seems more in line with Linux naming conventions.

Telefork as a verb does not map to a real word concept. Hoard fits better, as in hoarding another computer for your process.

Ha! I thought you had misspelled horde! ;-)

I think you mishurd.

That is funny. hoard() and steal() could work.

Agree, steal() instead of telepad() would be a good idea.